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I have big tatas

Thursday, March 9, 2006

5:58PM - BUNCO

I will be there tomorrow...with bells on!!

Monday, January 30, 2006

8:05PM - Hayley

Im sorry I spelled your name wronnnnnnnnnnggggg!
cha cha cha
Im sorry I spelled your name wronnnnnnnnnnngggg!
cha cha cha

Happy birthday to you!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8:02PM - HALEY

cha cha cha
cha cha cha

(cha cha cha)


Friday, January 20, 2006


Ten Top Trivia Tips about Bigtatas!

  1. In Japan, bigtatas can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government.
  2. If you drop bigtatas from more than three metres above ground level, she will always land feet-first.
  3. Baby swans are called bigtatas.
  4. Bigtatas is the world's tallest woman!
  5. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but bigtatas can not.
  6. Bigtatas will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music!
  7. Bigtatas can't sweat.
  8. Over 2000 people have now climbed bigtatas, with roughly ten percent dying on the way down!
  9. Bigtatas can smell some things up to six miles away!
  10. Bigtatas can clean her ears with her tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long!
I am interested in - do tell me about

Thursday, December 22, 2005

1:51PM - boobs are funny

Handwriting Analysis

What does your handwriting say about YOU?

Friday, October 28, 2005

10:10AM - Some Halloween Safety tips for the kids


Current mood: groggy

Wednesday, October 19, 2005

8:25PM - I bet april sleeps on her stomach too

What Your Sleeping Position Says

You have a passion for everything - including sleeping.
Outgoing and brash, you tend to still shock those who know you well.
You tend to be selfish. You are the most likely type to hog the covers.
You gravitate toward comfort and don't like extreme situations.
What Does Your Sleeping Position Say About You?

Current mood: exanimate

Friday, August 5, 2005

10:47PM - Haley

YOu left a message on my parents answering machine about a birthday party....either those sneaky bastards are throwing me an early birthday party or you dialed the wrong number :-). Just wanted to make sure you dont miss out on some MUULA!

Current mood: surprised

Wednesday, August 3, 2005

7:07AM - Thank you Kristen!

Kristen, I got the job!!! Thank you so much, they say they are very impressed with my references so I thank you very very much. i just recently got your message and thought i would see you at girls night, so if i dont seeeyou soon I will call ya with details. I have to go and get finger printed at hutchings so maybe we can do lunch that day!

You are the best!!

Current mood: ecstatic

Thursday, July 28, 2005

12:56PM - Get it?

my pet!

Current mood: blah

Tuesday, June 7, 2005

1:39PM - I've seen this happen

A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar.

The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming. "What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring the customers!"

"I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my testicles."

With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says..."You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"

Monday, May 16, 2005

1:59PM - helo

Kristen...........I forget, prolly cuz I was drunk, where to go to see a listing of civil service exams. I looked all over the internet this a.m. and havent found much. Could you post the site to go to or any other information you got? Thank ya kindly, see you tomorrow night.

P.S. Haley I hope you are healing all good. I cant wait to see even hotter and sexier than before :-) lucky lucky DVO! GET WELL SOON!

Current mood: busy

Saturday, April 2, 2005




Current mood: energetic

Monday, December 27, 2004



love you!

Current mood: enthralled

Wednesday, September 29, 2004

11:50AM - gay bar


go there, and try to get that song out of your head for the next few days!

Current mood: bouncy

Friday, August 27, 2004

3:54PM - naked pics of matt

Belhurst castle is beautiful! i got 3 great pictures of matt....a naked one (he pretended to be mad at me for taking) and a few other ones blackmail worthy...soooo great!

Regardless of the shinanigans (sp) it was an amazing time!

WEll it is matt and I's 5 year anniversary, Dans coming up and we are going to see his race....shall be an adventure!

Current mood: hot

Friday, August 20, 2004

2:50PM - Dan loves porn

Dan I am sure everyone will agree that you are always welcome at girls night! It is a good time. I still have a bottle of wine in my car from last tuesday so I am already prepared, and I am so excited cuz it will be my last day at the office, so my 50 hour work weeks during my "summer vacation" will be over. And I get to shower again! ...and maybe sleep...

Hayley congrats on the 3.0!!!!!!

Current mood: drained

Thursday, August 19, 2004

1:16PM - holla

i gotta post so that my last post is not the first thing i read when I sign on...for matts health and my sanity i gotta stop thinking about it. I am sorry I missed girls night! this wil be my last one this tues, so i am going to rent the secretary! I can think of nothing better to do than drink wine and watch a movie about spanking.

seeya'll soon

Current mood: dirty

Sunday, August 15, 2004

12:19AM - errr

so its saturday night, and now i really know what these things are good for...I am home drinking by myself so I can get drunk enough to fall asleep and i am bored so I am gonna read every post ever made by anyone on my friends list....But 1st I get to tell everyone my night story so on girls night we can immediately start talking about it instead of having to go over details...so I am working for a party of 100+ being the only bartender, one of the customers is altheas xboyfriend (Amy knows what I am talking about!) and he makes it very clear that he hates matt! Why? Cus he thinks something was going on between my matt and his ex too! ha, me not crazy!!!!!!!!! SO I talk to matt about it on the phone and he admits to getting her phone number and calling her a bunch of times.....but doesnt think it should mad cuz he thinks I am really THAT STUPID...he actually says and I quote "so I cant make new friends" ....I am going to go kill myself by getting drunk enough to choke on my own vomit.
Thank you Hailey for showing me what a friends post looks like :-)

Thursday, August 12, 2004

3:15PM - a post

a post